Sunday, December 5, 2010

No Food Left At Patriot Place

Rex Ryan and his NY Jets arrived in Foxboro this evening. Ryan got off the bus and bolted directly towards Red Robin where he was seen scoffing down two Super Burgers. After that he "food hopped" through CBS Scene, Davios, and Skipjacks. The establishments are concerned whether they will be able to stock up on food for the Pats fans who wish to dine before the game tomorrow. Meanwhile, Ryan, seen here in the Jets locker room was quoted as saying he was still hungry. Establishments along Rooute 1 were called and warned of impending Ryan visits this evening. Pats fans will be watching tomorrow night for Ryan's 64" waist to explode as the Pats go up by two scores early. Says Ryan...." I just know that here, I am always close to a double with mushrooms and cheese, if need be."

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